Killer Koozie

For all that sailors love the warmth of this time of year, that same warmth can also wreak havoc on their otherwise icy-cold beers. (Unless, of course, you drink them very, very fast. But we won’t go there.) To help deal with this terrible hardship, North Carolina-based 22 Below has come up with a new state-of-the-art koozie featuring what it calls its patented “Cryo-Lock System” to block out as much heat as possible, thereby making those old-school foam koozies look a bit sad by comparison. In addition to coming in both slim and standard can dimensions, the 22 Below Koozies are also available in all kinds of fun colors, including Fuschia and “Atomic Orange.” Perhaps best of all, the Koozies can be folded up when not in use and put away in a shirt or back pocket for your next “adventure,” as 22 Below puts it. (We won’t go there either.) $15.95, 22 Below, 22below.us